So I told my wonderful husband that I was thinking of starting a blog. I knew that I wanted to use a Kenny Chesney or Jimmy Buffett song title (of course) for the name. When I asked him about it...this is what I got.
1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi
2. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
3. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
4. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says 'Dam!'
5. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
The crazy part is, he actually made all of these up! Welcome to the Riddle Family blog...more to come when I figure out how to work this!
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